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Brisingr Spork Chapter 50: The Tree of Life
Hello everyone! It’s time to get unwanted hugs from the Menoa tree!Let’s just thank our stars that this isn’t that tree. Although seeing Eragon take a phallic branch up the arse would definitely...
View Article"No explanation is better than a bad explanation". An advice comparable to...
Hello, anyone remember me?. It 's been almost a year since I posted something here. This yeas has been a nightmare.I´m working on the spork for Idhún's memories that I talked about a long time ago, but...
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Le Pao's fans have finally voiced out, and the latest Dragon Con
AHAHAH it is to laugh. Pao finally got roasted by his own (top) fans... and tbh I sympathise with those who stayed loyal to the series only to be given a disappointing ending. Btw is there anyone going...
View ArticleAn alternate death for the Raz'zac
So it occurs to me that only two major events happen in the entirety of the Black Brick.First, the Raz'zac are killed. This happens in the first few chapters despite being by far Paolini's best...
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Brisinger Spork Chapter 48: Souls of Stone
Anyone ever see Dragonheart? An old 90s film with some surprisingly decent CGI. I bring it up because I’m pretty sure Paolini stole the entire concept of Eldunari from this film. When I first read the...
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The Human Café Sporking: Chapter Three and ‘the spear of khiro’
IT RETURNS Sorry for my absence. I joined a writing group shortly after I started this spork and wound up sinking all my time into that and my personal writing. 80,000 words later, it's probably time...
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Brisingr Spork Chapter 47: Inheritance
Hello, everyone, Anya here, and—HOLY SHIT DUCK AND COVER!*dusts off* Goddamn, that was a close one.Anyway, welcome to Chapter 47 of Brisingr, titled with the most painful series title drop I’ve seen in...
View ArticleAn Alternate Genealogy
So reading through the thread for the Black Brick Spork, chapter, Genealogy I noticed that peoples focus was entirely on the fact that Brom being Eragon's father had no meaning whatsoever since it only...
View ArticleThe problem with ignoring criticism:
One of the core problems with the Inheritance Cycle and a lot of other bad stories for that matter is this: Their authors refuse to take criticism. Speaking as an author on fanfiction.net, taking...
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Pao Twitter Update
One of the many counterarguments we've seen against CP's writing back in the day is "He's matured as a writer!!" while his works prove otherwise. And these few tweets never fails to surprise when you'd...
View ArticleTwilight old clip
This might be a topic which has been discussed to the point of ad nauseum but thought I'd just share an amusing clip of how Pattinson reacts to the Twilight series by...
View ArticleWorst cases of fan abuse
Hey everyone. So having fans of ones’ series is generally considered a good thing. Unfortunately some creators don’t seem to have gotten the memo. Every so often you run into an author or company that...
View ArticleMind Reading
So one thing I actually like about Inheritance is that touching another's mind is seen as immoral. Eragon still does it absolutely all the time of course, but the narrative itself constantly depicts it...
View ArticleMale vs Female Characters
So I came across this online https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2711771/ (because I have nothing better to do with my life). It’s about sex differences in brain structure and chemistry, and...
View ArticleOf the Old Order, the Forsworn and other random ideas
I've always been unsatisfied by the way the Fall of the Riders was explained in the Cycle. First of all: why. We've been told that Galbatorix went insane and started his big rebellion. We've been told...
View ArticleBrisingr Sporking 51 Mind over Metal
I am not prepared. A demon hunter tells me this with a certain regularity. The Boy Scout in me bristles at the idea. In this instance it is completely true. I am attempting to spork the chapter Mind...
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StarMan Sporking: Part Three
In the last book when Evil Pimply Gilbert disappeared rather than being righteously slaughtered by Heroic Axis, I predicted that he’d be back as a recurring villain. With pimples. And here I’m proven...
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An Important Announcement
Hi everybody! (Hi, Dr Epistler!)I regret to announce that as of this final post, I will no longer be an active member of this community on LiveJournal. The reasons why are various, including...
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Updated management.
As recent posts reflect, our former community owner, quenbolyn, has stepped down from management. Her several children require care, you see, as well as her burgeoning career -- past a certain point,...
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Good News, Everyone!
Well, with our owner having vanished off LiveJournal apparently forever and our single moderator AWOL, Antishurtugal is now officially a lawless no-man's-land. If everyone could please form an orderly...
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