Has anyone seen the 3D Inheritance Swords?
Keep in mind this isn't a dig against the modeler, they did a great job. It's about the original concept, and me trying to prove a point. Here's the...
View ArticleEragon - Now In Colouring Book Form!
Okay, I still can't believe this is going to be a thing, but it is. They're releasing an Eragon colouring book.Also, check out the comments where one idiot admits to having named his kid Eragon. I shit...
View ArticleBlagden, and Prophecies in General
There hasn't been much discussion that I've seen concerning Blagden the white raven. There has been some analysis of his idiotic "riddles", but not much about the actual character (such as he is). In...
View ArticleEarly present: new Q&A
Merry Penultimate Celebration of the Gregorian Calendar Year of 2016CE, everyone! To celebrate, let's have a brand new Q&A, not scavenged from previous Q&As, and not taken from the Reddit...
View ArticleBrisingr Spork, Part 8: The Trial of the Long Knives (Part Two of Two)
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me,Fadawar's drummers drumming,An elven Pipedream piping,Ten tribesmen talkingNasuada strippingOne maid awaitingHuman gods inventedSix Nighthawks...
View ArticleThe 7 Changes That Could Have "Saved" the Inheritance Series
Hey all!I used to be an active member of the AS community many, many years ago. Perhaps I've eaten too many member-berries, but I've been rereading the Inheritance series, which I read for the first...
View ArticleSaphira Is a Hypocrite
Okay, here's something I recently remembered from Eldest which had me rolling my eyes. Remember the bit in the early part of the book where Trianna the sorcererss flirts with Eragon and Saphira chases...
View ArticleEragon Comic
Oh GOD after typing that heading up there I instantly pictured an Inheritance manga. *shudder* The Twilight one was horrifying enough. Actually, that's an interesting possiblity -what d'you guys think?...
View ArticleBrisingr Spork, Part 9: Winged Tidings
Happy New Year! Here we are with the next chapter, Winged Tidings. We're still with Nasuada because...well, there really isn't a reason because this is another pointless chapter, but I'm getting ahead...
View ArticleLife and Death Sporking, Part ??: Acting Like A Serial Killer = True Love!!
Hey, you guys remember how I started sporking Stephenie Meyer's gender-swapped "rewrite" of Twilight all those years ago? Well I finally got bored enough to finish the damn thing. Here's the next...
View ArticleBrisingr Spork, Part 10: Escape and Evasion (1/3)
“Escape and Evasion” is a twenty-six page monster in which very little happens. A good editor would have suggested that Paolini cut this chapter and shift the only important conversation to another...
View ArticleAfter rereading Eragon, this is how I would personally approach the concept...
So I finally got around to finishing my reread of Eragon. And honestly, I cannot get over how badly Galbatorix messed up. With how overpowered he is (Not to mention just how powerful Durza alone is),...
View ArticleLife and Death Part Whatever: Beau Is Still an Asshole
Note - there isn't much of this spork left to go; I ended up cutting it short to get to the ending, which was the only thing about this stupid excuse for fanfiction that's actually different from the...
View ArticleBrisingr Spork, Part 10: Escape and Evasion (2/3)
(I'm posting this one early due to my work schedule.)“Escape and Evasion” is a twenty-six page monster in which very little happens. A good editor would have suggested that Paolini cut this chapter...
View ArticleLife and Death: Two Parts For the Price of One!
Only one more installment to go after this one. Buckle in, boys 'n' girls. And I FINALLY find something significantly different from the original. And boy is it stupid.Life and Death Part Fuck This...
View ArticleLife and Death: Part I Give Up
This is the end, beautiful friend. This is the end, my only friend, the end. Of our elaborate plans, of everything that stands, no safety or surprise, the end. I'll never look into her eyes...
View ArticleMy review of Eldest
Hello. I know this is probably beating a dead horse, but I just finished Eldest last night and have to rant about it somewhere.1. The writing constantly breaks the "show, don't tell" rule, it's...
View ArticleVampire Pets
Anyone here ever watch something called Servamp? I kind of found it fun. I watched some clips from the ending first before I watched the beginning. I preferred the sub.Spoilers: It’s about a group...
View ArticleBrisingr Spork, Part 10: Escape and Evasion (3/3)
“Escape and Evasion” is a twenty-six page monster in which very little happens. A good editor would have suggested that Paolini cut this chapter and shift the only important conversation to another...
View ArticleQuick note regarding tags
Hi everyone,For ease of later recollection, could everybody participating in the Brisingr Spork please try to remember to add "brisingr, sporkings" to the 'tags' section when posting your chapters. Or...
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