Pictures From The Good Old Days
Paolini (or whoever runs his website) has posted a bunch of pictures of him from his actual teen years, which he seems depressingly reluctant to let go of. Ever wondered what he looked like while...
View ArticleNot even a rewrite would save this
Some time ago, the following plotbunny visited me: "Eragon is Nasuada's faithful servant. This may or may not have anything to do with her saving his ass from the Empire."I considered writing an AU...
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Brisingr Spork, Chapter Twenty: I Need A Sword!
Oh goody, here we go. Eragon has been complaining about this for almost a third of the book so far. Sadly, after this chapter, he will just keep on complaining.So, the chapter opens with Eragon going...
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The Chemist
A while ago I came across Stephenie Meyer's new book The Chemist at a bookshop, and took a picture of the first page. I also read it. How long did it take me to lose all interest in reading any...
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Inheritance Party Ideas: A Journey of Discovery
Somebody mentioned that someone should take a look at the "party ideas" section of Paolini's website. Having a spare evening, I decided to take a peek... What follows is a journey to the depths of...
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Inheritance Party Ideas, Part 2: Deeper Into The Abyss
Continuing from part onePARTY NUMBER FOUR: URGALSThis should be good, Paolini spent way too long going on about urgal culture once he decided they weren't evil.Decorations: Decorate with thick hanging...
View ArticleA question
What makes the Empire so horrible? Why are the Varden fighting the Empire in the first place? Why do they hate Galbatorix and want to overthrow him?From a meta standpoint, I know the answer is,...
View ArticleHow Inheritance getting backstabbed changed me from a fan into a anti-shirt
A long time ago (around 2014) I read the Inheritance cycle. At that point in time I was a young teen who was barely able to read english (non-native spekaer over here). I read the cycle and as a...
View ArticleQ&As, March 2017
These questions are pulled from the Facebook live Q&A last month.INHERITANCE CYCLEAndrew: What happened to Galbatorix’s original sword, and do you have a name for it? Did he see wielding Vrangr as...
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Paolini Twitter Spork
the_bishop8 sent me these Paolini tweets about the Galactic Brick, and like an idiot I showed them to torylltales, who then proceeded to emotionally blackmail me into sporking the stupid things. Never...
View ArticleFan Comment Spork
And now for something completely different... as part of my debt to Epistler for guilting her into sporking Paolini's recent tweets, I present the following, which was posted onto Paolini's Facebook...
View ArticleHappy April Fool's Day in Alagaesia!
Here is someone's fanfic of Saphira's and Eragon's Friendship:https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4171004/1/April-Fool-s-Day-in-Alagaesia
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Brisingr Spork Chapter 21: Unexpected Guests
The next morning, Eragon went behind his tent, removed his heavy outer clothes, and began to glide through the poses of the second level of the Rimgar, the series of exercises the elves had invented....
View ArticleDoes Paolini even have much of a fanbase left?
People do seem to vaguely remember his books, but the fanbase itself seems to have scattered to the winds. That being said, his q&a sessions do get quite a bit of attention, so maybe he isn't as...
View ArticlePushing back the schedule?
For years Paolini has been saying things like "Work on Book 5 will begin as soon as the science fiction project is finished" and most of the fans that I've seen have been assuming that that will be the...
View ArticleGloria Tesch: Where Is She Now?
So I posted about Gloria a few times before on this com, but you probably don't recognize me because I was lindsey-blythe at the time. Anyway, I love watching train wrecks, and Gloria is one of my...
View ArticleSwordbird
Eat yer heart out, Paolini; this kid was twelve. And apparently not published by her parents.Have any of you guys heard of this? I did some looking around and by the sound of it it's an okay book, if...
View ArticleSome thoughts about Galbatorix and the Elves
Good Morning (Or night... or afternoon, depending on your time zone), you all.After reading some of the older posts here, I got to think about some of things in the books I found rather interesting....
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Brisingr Spork Chapter 21: Fire in the Sky Part 1
Part 1: Ground Battle AnalysisI may or may not have binge watched a terrible but oddly entertaining anime on Saturday and forgotten that I had volunteer work all of Sunday. Since I've already kept you...
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Special Q&A - Ciruelo on the Colouring Book
This is only a short one, but it's different in that it's not Christopher answering questions -- or not answering questions, rather -- but Ciruelo, the artist who created the Colouring Book images.What...
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