Greetings! I'm new here...
I'm not entirely sure how this whole shindig works, mostly because I just made my account a couple hours ago after lurking Anti-Shurtugal for a while. But I suppose I should dive into my introduction....
View ArticleBattleAxe Sporking: Part Seven
Axis wakes up the next morning and finds Ogden and Veremund have packed their bags and have decided to come with him. Typically, Axis bitches about this, thinking “not only women but doddery aged...
View ArticleBattleAxe Sporking Interlude: The Prophecy
Hey guys! I'm still working on the sporking - the damn thing is now up to 85 pages and I'm at the end of my tether. Never let it be said that I don't do anything for you guys. In the meantime I thought...
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Prophecy of the Destroyer Sporking
So, Epistler posted the prophecy... and I just needed to spork it. This thing is worse than Paoetry, folks, and no comment thread could contain all that I have to say about it. Buckle in, because we...
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The Human Café Sporking: Kickstarter
In early 2016, someone I know self-published a book. A deliciously pretentious, poorly edited monstrosity called The Human Café. I call it a monstrosity because it’s the perfect example of a writer’s...
View ArticleReady Player One: Chapters 0000 and 0001
Ah, Ready Player One. I have seen so many geeky dudes consider this book one of their favorites. I mean, it’s a book about someone who wins the day by playing video games and being knowledgeable about...
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BattleAxe Sporking: Part Eight
Well, I've finished sporking BattleAxe. And it's... long. As in REALLY long. We're talking weeks worth of spork entries long. So I'd better get on and post the next installment, or we'll be here until...
View ArticleWhat Will Happen In Eragon 4: Chapter 11
Let’s get this over with.Eldunari: Heart of HeartsSee, even the “expert” super-fan uses ‘eldunari’ as a plural form rather than the official ‘eldunarya’.“[Eldunari are] one of the possible explanations...
View ArticleThe ULTIMATE Unauthorized Eragon Guide
Hehehe. I found this gem while sifting through my ridiculous hoard of books. It's called: 'The Ultimate Unauthorized Eragon Guide'. It's by Lois H. Gresh. I have no clue where it came from and I do not...
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The Human Café Sporking: Intro, Chapter One, and ‘the eyes of the world’
We are in for a bumpy ride, folks, because this is a very strange novel. When I say that this novel has the worst structure of any novel I’ve ever read, I mean it.We open up with an introduction, told...
View ArticleReady Player One: Chapters 0002, 0003 and 0004
I was debating on holding off until there was more of a lull in posts, but it looks like that isn't going to happen anytime soon. Let's get back to book throwing.0002 - Meet the Enemies and Love...
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BattleAxe Sporking: Parts Nine and Ten
Meanwhile Faraday and the others are still in the barrow, which is pretty stark. Jack exposits about how there are twenty-six Icarii Kings, or “Talons” entombed down here. Wondering why the Icarii...
View ArticleReady Player One: Chapters 0005, 0006 and 0007
0005 - Spicing Things Up WIth Another Info DumpAfter lunch Wade3 heads over to his next class, we get another educational landslide in the form of a class he’s taking. Advanced OASIS Studies is an...
View ArticleSceathers, Angela the Blinged-Out Herbalist, and so much more!
Please, enjoy some light reading on this fine Sunday. Which part is your favorite? :') http://www.shurtugal.com/2018/01/26/fox-officially-called-saphiras-wings-sceathers-feathered-tail-and-hairy-mane/
View ArticleFantasy Maps
Hey, so I was just randomly browsing my Facebook feed and this came up.http://www.writersdigest.com/editor-blogs/there-are-no-rules/how-to-map-your-fantasy-worldI know it's technically from a couple...
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BattleAxe Sporking: Parts Eleven and Twelve
Still slogging through this heap of junk, sigh. And I've picked up on a major problem: the humans have no culture. Or they have the weakest, thinnest excuse for one. It's basically just Feudal English...
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The Human Café Sporking: Chapter Two, Chapter Three, ‘letters in...
2. how we hate the rainWe join Ted, Lana, and Caesar in the café again, where it’s raining cats and dogs.The world was caged in gloom.Gloom is one of those words I consider relatively cheap in the...
View ArticleHomage or Plagiarism
Okay so I’ve got a problem and I figured I’d ask the opinion of everyone on this board.In one of my stories, I am writing there is a scene heavily inspired by Arthurian Literature. Effectively a...
View ArticleBattleAxe Sporking: Part Thirteen
In the next chapter we get an Azhure POV. She goes back to her house with Shra, thinking about how she’s not sorry for her father Hagen because she’s “hated and feared him ever since she could...
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