An Alternate Genealogy
So reading through the thread for the Black Brick Spork, chapter, Genealogy I noticed that peoples focus was entirely on the fact that Brom being Eragon's father had no meaning whatsoever since it only...
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Brisingr Spork: Chapter 46 - Two Lovers Doomed
Hey, you guys wanna know how to make a retcon really obvious? Spend an entire chapter explaining it away. Which is all this chapter is for. It should be called ChapterForty-Six: Continuity,...
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Eragon Group Spork
An anon on the last post recently asked an interesting question - are we ever going to do a group spork of Eragon and Eldest as well? I've had a think about it, and honestly, I think that it could be...
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Brisingr Spork Chapter 47: Inheritance
Hello, everyone, Anya here, and—HOLY SHIT DUCK AND COVER!*dusts off* Goddamn, that was a close one.Anyway, welcome to Chapter 47 of Brisingr, titled with the most painful series title drop I’ve seen in...
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The Human Café Sporking: Chapter Three and ‘the spear of khiro’
IT RETURNS Sorry for my absence. I joined a writing group shortly after I started this spork and wound up sinking all my time into that and my personal writing. 80,000 words later, it's probably time...
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Brisinger Spork Chapter 48: Souls of Stone
Anyone ever see Dragonheart? An old 90s film with some surprisingly decent CGI. I bring it up because I’m pretty sure Paolini stole the entire concept of Eldunari from this film. When I first read the...
View ArticleAn alternate death for the Raz'zac
So it occurs to me that only two major events happen in the entirety of the Black Brick.First, the Raz'zac are killed. This happens in the first few chapters despite being by far Paolini's best...
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Brisingr Spork: Chapter 49 - The Hands of a Warrior
And we’re now onto the third consecutive chapter of blah-blah! Awesome.We open with Eragon eating “a warm, sweet strawberry”, a description which sounds needlessly sexual to me. There we go again with...
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StarMan Sporking: Part One
Foaming Beast - may I have a tag for this? Ta.Well, here we are. Two books down and one to go. Book one detailed the elevation of an obnoxious douchebag. Book two covered his steady descent from...
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Le Pao's fans have finally voiced out, and the latest Dragon Con
AHAHAH it is to laugh. Pao finally got roasted by his own (top) fans... and tbh I sympathise with those who stayed loyal to the series only to be given a disappointing ending. Btw is there anyone going...
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StarMan Sporking: Part Two
Did I mention this author sucks at chapter titles? Because the second one here is no exception. It’s called “The Song For Drying Clothes”.EPIC!!!!!11Apparently the royal apartments are being restored...
View Article"No explanation is better than a bad explanation". An advice comparable to...
Hello, anyone remember me?. It 's been almost a year since I posted something here. This yeas has been a nightmare.I´m working on the spork for Idhún's memories that I talked about a long time ago, but...
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Brisingr Spork Chapter 50: The Tree of Life
Hello everyone! It’s time to get unwanted hugs from the Menoa tree!Let’s just thank our stars that this isn’t that tree. Although seeing Eragon take a phallic branch up the arse would definitely...
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StarMan Sporking: Part Three
In the last book when Evil Pimply Gilbert disappeared rather than being righteously slaughtered by Heroic Axis, I predicted that he’d be back as a recurring villain. With pimples. And here I’m proven...
View ArticleBrisingr Sporking 51 Mind over Metal
I am not prepared. A demon hunter tells me this with a certain regularity. The Boy Scout in me bristles at the idea. In this instance it is completely true. I am attempting to spork the chapter Mind...
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Brisingr Spork: Chapter 51 - A Rider In Full
Well, here we are. Right at the end of the book, and Eragon finally gets the special perfect unique magical sword he’s entitled to by virtue of being the protagonist. Might I add, this is one of maybe...
View ArticleBrisingr Spork Chapter 53: Greaves and Bracers
Oops, almost forgot it was my turn again.This entire chapter is about two pages long and continues the trend of offering no insight into anything or really offering anything at all. Most of it is...
View ArticleEragon Rewrite: Chapter 1
So there have been a lot of talks about just what would make an Eragon rewrite work. I've been in on the discussions myself. Now I'm going to give it a try. I'm going to keep the same basic plot as the...
View ArticleBrisingr Spork: Chapter 54 - Leave-Taking
I wish these chapter titles were numbered. It’s probably the reason why my last spork was mis-numbered. Either way we’re into the home stretch now! Friggin’ finally.Eragon and Saphira fly back to...
View ArticleEragon Rewrite chapter 2
Well here we have chapter 2.Chapter Two: Palancar ValleyA deer had been through this meadow half an hour before. Or so Eragon guessed from the tracks as he kneeled there, bow clutched in one hand....
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