Enchanter Sporking: Part Seventeen
The chapter seen in the last spork resumes with everyone going on about how great Azhure’s new pony is, and Axis basically tells her it’s a reward for giving him a kid. Because getting raped and...
View ArticleMy sporking chapters are up for grabs
I'm struggling to write a spork of the current chapter, which seems to be a running theme for me. I have some ideas of what to say, but I just can't articulate them. So, basically, I'm calling it quits...
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Enchanter Sporking: Part Eighteen
The next chapter opens with SpikeFeather, who for some reason relating to his recent healing has conveniently forgotten the details of what happened. Meanwhile EvenSong is also pretty beaten up (this...
View ArticleGreetings from a new entry!
Hello!So... here I am! ...Even if it feels a little bit late to join an Inheritance Cycle themed community. Oh, well. .........I honestly don't know what to say. Really. I know I am making this...
View ArticlePaolini had everything he needed to kill Galbatorix
I’m still figuring out how to use this site, so I apologize for formatting mistakes. Also, I'd appreciate pointers.I recall Paolini saying in an interview that he had no idea how to end the series, but...
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Enchanter Sporking: Part Nineteen
Remember how Eragon burns babies alive and Roran laughs and grins while slaughtering people? Yeah, turns out that's more common in Sue stories than you might expect. Brace yourselves...Also,...
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Jeremy Thatcher: Dragon Hatcher.
So I got my hands on a copy of Jeremy Thatcher, Dragon Hatcher by Bruce Coville, which Paolini has said was one of his favourite books as a kid And here's the scene where Jeremy names the dragon.And...
View ArticleDifferent, but the same...
As of late I've been rereading the Inheritance Cycle, and its been a trip. I've always been a critic of our old buddy Chris' writing style, but I really enjoy the story, not so much for what was...
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Enchanter Sporking: Part Twenty
In the next chapter, we find out that Azhure… you know, I’m getting really sick of typing that name, not least because of the awkward spelling. What did sticking an “h” into the word “azure” really...
View ArticleFunpost - Canon Sues
Which non-fanfiction character would you say is the biggest Sue you've ever encountered?For me it'd be Axis and Azhure, but there are probably worse examples. What are some you've encountered and...
View ArticleOf the Old Order, the Forsworn and other random ideas
I've always been unsatisfied by the way the Fall of the Riders was explained in the Cycle. First of all: why. We've been told that Galbatorix went insane and started his big rebellion. We've been told...
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Enchanter Sporking: Part Twenty-One
The next scene opens with Axis and his army moving out from Sigholt. Cue boring description of what route they’re taking, and then Axis pats himself on the back for having such a huge army – apparently...
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Enchanter Sporking: Part Twenty-Two
The next chapter cuts to Borneheld. Oh great, now we get to see the author dump on the poor sod again. I so didn’t miss that. He’s with Jayme, who’s in a foul mood and thinking about how Borneheld is...
View ArticleA Waste of Good Steel
a sword-making youtube channel decided to make Brisingr, but from the book rather than copying the movie. :/ Using meteoric steel.
View ArticleMale vs Female Characters
So I came across this online https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2711771/ (because I have nothing better to do with my life). It’s about sex differences in brain structure and chemistry, and...
View ArticleMind Reading
So one thing I actually like about Inheritance is that touching another's mind is seen as immoral. Eragon still does it absolutely all the time of course, but the narrative itself constantly depicts it...
View ArticleWorst cases of fan abuse
Hey everyone. So having fans of ones’ series is generally considered a good thing. Unfortunately some creators don’t seem to have gotten the memo. Every so often you run into an author or company that...
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Enchanter Sporking: Part Twenty-Three
The next chapter is titled “Baron Ysgryff’s Surprise”. If the “surprise” is that this guy decides to join Axis for stupid reasons, then it doesn’t qualify as a surprise of any sort. Don’t think I’m not...
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The Colouring Book Part One: No Hope
Because I love you all so much, I actually went out and got myself a copy of the Eragon colouring book. And it is BIG. As in there's at least 38 illustrations total. I here present the ones we hadn't...
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The Colouring Book Part Two: The Epistler Strikes Back
Eragon and Saphira visit Brom's tomb. FEEL SAD NOW.Shurikan. Generic Evil Dragon is Generic. And gets no sympathy from the "heroes" whatsoever.Arya's magic grass ship, the Blaze-It 420A snail I found...
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